The rumor is TRUE!
Our rafflecopter page is LIVE a day early. You are all welcome to go get a jump start today. Just follow the directions at the bottom of the page for the rafflecopter and enter to win the grand prizes.
I don’t have any cheap Black Friday jokes today.
Can I help it if I’m color-blind?
Heck, black isn’t even a color – is it?
I’m holding out for Avocado Friday.
I’ve got a whole truck-load of avocado jokes.
Or is that just a truck-load of avocados?
Avocadi?

And if you click this cat she will take you on over to the Rafflecopter where our flight attendant will see that you are properly seated and you can start signing up for your prize-winning chances!
Check that Rafflecopter every day this weekend for new chances to win.
And lastly…
And, if you are feeling particularly magnanimous…
All right.
Enough with the salesman act.
I’ve got to get to work at the day job.
Have a happy Black Friday. Shop safe, now, you here?
yours in storytelling,
Steve Vernon