Okay, so I’m a little rusty on chain letters – but I got hit with one of those questionnaires going around on the internet. My wife sent it my way and I decided what the heck, I’m going to give it a go.
So – without further ado – here are 27 questions, answered by me.
1. Who are you named after? – Dunno.
2. Last time you cried? – I still miss my younger brother Dan. Fuck cancer, dammit.
3. Soda or Water? – Root beer.
4. What’s your favorite pizza? – Donair pizza.
5. Favorite flower? – Anything perennial.
6. Do you still have your tonsils? – Nope.
7. Would you bungee jump? – Nope.
8. Did you go to college? – The funny thing is, I worked in the Art College and I actually attended THREE different universities and I still don’t have a degree. I guess that I am just a really slow learner.
9. Untie your shoes when taking them off? – God put shoes on your feet just so you could kick them off.
10. Roller coasters? – I don’t care to roll my coasters, but I do like to frisbee them about whenever I get the chance.
11. Favorite ice cream? – yes please.
12. Favorite thing to do? Binge Watch movies or TV series with my wife. Or just binge watch my wife. She’s really easy on my eyes, unless she is punching them.
13. Shorts or jeans? – Cargo shorts. I rock them whenever I get the chance.
14. What are you listening to right now? – The whispering sound of an unmowed lawn.
15. Favorite colors? – Hawaiian shirt colors!
16. Tattoos? – I thought about them when I was younger, but I have always been too cheap to get one. Or too broke. Or both.
17. Color of hair? – Mostly shaggy. Often unwashed. What DO people see in me?
18. Color of eyes? – Is bloodshot a color?
19. Favorite thing to eat ? – I’ll have a hamburger please.
20. Scary or happy endings? – I love a good happy-ever-after romance, like in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
21. Android or iPhone? – You mean like Data, or the Terminator?
22. Favorite car? – I’m holding out for a jet pack.
23. Favorite holiday? – Christmas, hands down! I love Christmas!
24. Beer or wine? – Beer, please. Wine gives me heartburn.
25. Night owl or morning person? – I am a morning cat.
26. Favorite day of the week? – Any day that is off!
27. Do you have a nickname? – If I tell you I have to kill you.
yours in storytelling,