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Daily Archives: April 26, 2016
Duct Tape Can Fix Anything
All right – new book or not, I still have to go to work at the day job. I spent most of the morning farting around on lining up some future e-book promotions – although I did make one awesome accomplishment.
There has been a pair of gigantic sneakers, maybe about size thirteen or so, hanging on the telephone line outside our house. I am not talking about ordinary sneakers, you understand. These were so damn gaudy they could have passed for clown shoes.
They’ve been up there for over three months. My wife keeps looking at them and getting bummed out and depressed. I just thought they were funny but she was upset and by god I was going to save the day.
I grabbed me a two by four and duct taped a one by three to the end of it and reached it up, teetering and threatening to electrocute myself at any point in time, and I managed to push the end of that one by three up under the sole of one of those gynormous clown shoes and I give just enough of a lift to flip it over the wire.
I left the shoes draped over the garbage that are waiting to be hauled out to the curb tonight for garbage day tomorrow, right where she’ll see it walking in from work tonight. I phoned her up at work and I told her “Whatever you do tonight, remember that duct tape can fix any problem.”
Then I laid the two by four with the duct taped one by three right where she would see it as well. Remember – no matter what sort of problem you are facing – whether it is dangling clown shoes or a seriously damaged psychic wound or that fellow on the bus who just won’t stop talking – always remember, duct tape can fix anything.
Yours in storytelling,
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Kelpie Dreams – the first review!
I’m grinning so hard I think I might have chipped a tooth!
Yours in storytelling
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KELPIE DREAMS – Now Available For Kindle Preorder
I got home from work last night only to find a few tweets, e-mails and a couple of Facebook messages letting me know that my Kindle Scout winning novel, KELPIE DREAMS, was now available for preorder on Kindle.
I can’t tell you just how happy and excited this one makes me feel. It has been a while since I have broken such new ground as this and I am just a little flushed with excitement over the whole notion.
Folks who have been following this blog know that I have already kept a thirty day diary of my Kindle Scout Campaign – from Day 1 to Day 30 which you can read about right here!
I do intend to write a big old blog talking about my experiences between my acceptance and the release of KELPIE DREAMS – but it is not this day!
Today I have got some writing to do. I am about a week or two away from completing a manuscript for my regional publisher – one that will hopefully hit a lot of bookstores here in Nova Scotia.
Then I have already begun roughing out a Kelpie novella to follow up on KELPIE DREAMS.
I want to thank everyone here who nominated KELPIE DREAMS for Kindle Scout and I hope that you enjoy reading that novel – because, for nominating my book you have probably already received your free copy. I have already heard from one of my readers who has read and enjoyed the novel and will release her review in her blog, at Amazon and at Goodreads shortly before the book goes live.
The book will go live on May 10, 2016.
I am so darned pleased and excited.
I would be intensely grateful to anyone who sees fit to preorder KELPIE DREAMS.
That link above is for Amazon.com.
My UK readers can preorder it through this link.
My Canadian readers can preorder it through THIS link.
And, lastly – if you happen to be a subscribing member of Kindle Unlimited you can grab this book for free.
I want to thank you folks one more time. I wouldn’t be here at all if it wasn’t for your support.
yours in storytelling,
Posted in Kindle, Kindle Scout, writing
Tagged horror, Kelpie, Kindle Scout, Kindle Unlimited, paranormal, romance, Steve Vernon