Daily Archives: April 18, 2015

SPOOKY STACKS – FOUR HORROR TALES BY KEENE, MABERRY, NICHOLSON AND SMITH

Forgive me, folks – but I have been meaning to catch up a bit on some of my reviewing and this weekend seems like a fine time to do it.

So let me talk about novellas.

I really love a good novella. There is something that is just so very comfortable about a good pocket-sized read. It is like having your very own cheeseburger – or maybe a bottle of beer. It isn’t going to fill you up for the rest of the evening – but there is something innately satisfying about a well-written novella.

And, by the same token, there is something about the horror genre that just seems to fit PERFECTLY into a novella-sized package.

So I always enjoy sitting down and reading a good horror novella collection.

Like this one.

There are four novellas in this collection.

The first one – FAST ZOMBIES SUCK – by Brian Keene.

Now, Keene knows his zombies and this novella centers around the way that one particular person handles the zombie apocalypse. The protagonist, Ken, is a zombie movie nerd. Or maybe I ought to call him a geek. In any case this novella will take you through the opening minutes of a zombie outbreak – or does it?

You read it and see. It is a macabre little exercise in irony and it is well worth the read.

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The second novella – PIZZA FACE – is written by Bryan Smith, a master of the no-holds-barred oh-my-god-I-think-I’m-going-to-puke school of gross-out horror. Let me put this way. A Bryan Smith novel is NOT for those folks who are easily offended by gratuitous violence. We are talking Edward Lee style mega-gore.

PIZZA FACE does NOT disappoint the Bryan Smith fan.

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Scott Nicholson is a little more of a thoughtful subtle writer and his novella, A FAREWELL TO ARMS, is probably the best read of the collection. It is a soft and subtly haunting post-apocalyptic yarn – a campfire tale told in the dark. The last line echoes like a rock dropped down into the belly of a coal mine.

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Jonathan Maberry’s COOKED is the last novella of the collection – a thick and rich gumbo that is DEFINITELY good to the last drop. It will stick to your ribs and leave you creaking out those tasty little pepper burps that good down-home cajun creole cooking will leave lingering in your belly. I guarantee you that you will NEVER look at a plastic pink flamingo or a lawn gnome the same way again.

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SPOOKY STACKS is available – for now – for free on the Kobo network.

It’s a darned good read and I would recommend it to anyone looking for a few good horror novellas.

yours in storytelling,

Steve Vernon

David Gaughran’s MERCENARY

Sometimes the difference between truth and fiction is an awfully thin gray line.

I picked up a copy of this e-book for my Kobo for free a few weeks ago and thoroughly enjoyed the read. The whole way through I kept wondering if the protagonist, Lee Christmas, was actually based on a real life person.

Well, I was stubborn and I did not resort to Google until I had ACTUALLY completed reading the novel – just because I did not want to risk reading any spoilers.

The book was a solid action-filled read. Lee Christmas was a marvelously flawed hero who kind of reminded me a little of William Holden in THE WILD BUNCH – or better yet, Lee Marvin in THE PROFESSIONALS.

Only bigger.

Lee Christmas cast a big old shadow across any landscape and this was a heck of a story. I would recommend for any fans of military literature.

Yours in storytelling,

Steve Vernon

Designing Your Print Book Interior

Formatting is a constant challenge.

Here are some tips from author David Neth on setting up the formatting for your next paperback project.