A Zombie Resolution by Chantal Boudreau

Great post, Chantal – (whom I know so well that I forget her name nearly everytime I see her) – must be that lack of braiiinnnsss…

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A Zombie Resolution

by Chantal Boudreau

Mzombie2aking New Year resolutions has long been a tradition with the living, but shouldn’t the undead have the opportunity to better themselves as well?  We would expect their resolutions to differ somewhat from the norm, however.  While the average person might resolve to join a gym or spend more quality time with their family, such things might prove less than practical for a zombie.  Considering their nature and properties, here’s what a top ten list of zombie resolutions might look like:

  1. BRAAAAIINS!!!

Everything begins and ends with this in the realm of zombie, so would this be that big of a surprise?

  1. A regular routine of shambling

No one would envision the walking dead taking to the treadmill, but they could at least get out there and shuffle and moan more often.  They don’t have to master the Thriller routine, but practicing it…

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2 responses to “A Zombie Resolution by Chantal Boudreau

  1. I forget people’s names all the time as well – lol. Glad you liked the post.

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