Daily Archives: March 8, 2014

One-man Fashion Statement

Okay – so some of you folks might know that I have started wearing suspenders about six months ago or so – partly because my belt keeps shrinking and partly because the work in my day job and my writing requires and awful lot of sitting down and a belt can get awfully uncomfortable even to the best of us.

However – there is a secret that I haven’t told anyone yet.

I want to create a fashion trend.

I want to single-handedly bring suspenders back into popularity.

Why not?

Mork had them.

Pa Walton had them.

Even John Wayne himself wore them.

So I’m wearing suspenders and I want to make sure they become a world-wide accepted fashion trend.

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So far I feel successful and I am happy to report that ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of the males in our household now wear suspenders.

How’s that for progress?

What’s that?

You say I’m the ONLY male in our household?

DO NOT DISILLUSION ME WITH STATISTICS!

🙂 🙂 🙂

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Steve Vernon

Thought For The Day – March 7, 2014

“At the end of the day all we really want is someone who is going to do the bloody dishes.” – E.L. James of Fifty Shades of Gray fame speaking on what women REALLY crave from a man.

Listen guys – housework is foreplay.

Get up off of your butts once in a while and help out – and you can forget ALL about whether or not you’re going to get lucky or not.

Luck doesn’t have ANYTHING to do about it.

Sweep the floor.

Clean the dishes.

There’s no such thing as man’s work.

There’s no such thing as woman’s work.

Newsflash – IT’S ALL FREAKING WORK!!!

And somebody’s got to do it.

Let it be you now and then – and life – and your wife – will be much kinder.

As for me – well, it is the weekend and both my wife and I have the day off – so right now I’m going to put on some Barry White music and do the dishes.

You see a sock hanging on the door, don’t bother knocking.

yours in storytelling,

Steve Vernon

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