Are there any Kobo owners out there?
I hope so – because I am offering Book One of my three book trilogy – THE TATTERDEMON TRILOGY – for absolutely free on the Kobo network.
So what is the book about?
Well, it’s about scarecrows. And voodoo. And ghosts. It’s got a backhoe and some gunplay and a firetruck and a witch’s broom. It’s got some incest and a peeping tom postal worker and an ex-circus fat tattooed lady who is attempting to diet down in a MOST unusual fashion.
It’s got a homemade self-crucifixion.
It’s got battered ex-marine.
It’s got a power mower and some more gunplay and naked hoodoo chicken dancing.
You got to read it to believe it and – like I said before – I am offering the first volume for ABSOLUTELY FREE – just like the first jolt of crack cocaine.
Book one is free. Book two and three cost. So – test your will power. Read book one – which is about 12,000 – and then pick up book two – which is about 25,000 words – and then just SEE if you can resist picking up Book Three – which is about 50,000 words.
This here is a pyramid scream if I ever saw one before.
Just check out these covers!