FREE ON KOBO!

Are there any Kobo owners out there?

I hope so – because I am offering Book One of my three book trilogy – THE TATTERDEMON TRILOGY – for absolutely free on the Kobo network.

So what is the book about?

Well, it’s about scarecrows. And voodoo. And ghosts. It’s got a backhoe and some gunplay and a firetruck and a witch’s broom. It’s got some incest and a peeping tom postal worker and an ex-circus fat tattooed lady who is attempting to diet down in a MOST unusual fashion.

It’s got a homemade self-crucifixion.

It’s got battered ex-marine.

It’s got a power mower and some more gunplay and naked hoodoo chicken dancing.

You got to read it to believe it and – like I said before – I am offering the first volume for ABSOLUTELY FREE – just like the first jolt of crack cocaine.

Book one is free. Book two and three cost. So – test your will power. Read book one – which is about 12,000 – and then pick up book two – which is about 25,000 words – and then just SEE if you can resist picking up Book Three – which is about 50,000 words.

This here is a pyramid scream if I ever saw one before.

Just check out these covers!

BOOK THREE

BOOK THREE

BOOK ONE

BOOK ONE

BOOK TWO

BOOK TWO

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